omg I'm driving in snow tonight

its your fault, Janet. Scheduling Thanksgiving in wintery times. Nice, you just wanna kill families?

Thought so...bitch.

BTW HEHE

thoughtful.

i just love being unable to trust other humans.

hey maybe next time you can lop off a finger!

FOJ!!!! (fuck off janet)

night terrors

i'm under my bed now.

jerkass.

Its Hot Here

and I hate the heat, also I drove around in it for 3 hours while my husband went in for a "quick" job interview.

Quick my ass, you suck Janet

so tired

my kid still wakes up 4-5 times every night

i'm dying.

fuck off janet

not as good

I said I wanted English muffins.

Janet bought "toaster biscuits" instead.

what an asshole janet is!

I LOVE Alcohol Period

Then you came along and reminded me that I love Jesus.

Jesus always told me when I was little that I couldn't drink or smoke.

Man, thanks a lot Janet, you suck donkey nuts...bitch.

I love champagne

but I can't drink it cuz I"m breastfeeding.

Suck it, Janet! I hate yoU!

Wtf?

Why'd you set me up with a Mexican that dont' speak English?

You just want a greencard, Janet! Whore!

Fat baby

My baby weighs 16 lbs and he's only 10 weeks.

Damn you Janet quit stuffin my baby's face!

You nasty!

I had a baby and I aint married.

Janet yous a ho!

Ouch, Jerk!

I'm going to have a baby soon. That hurts, pushin them things out!

Damn you Janet, go to hell!

dude seriously

i'm out of root beer.

i hope you die janet.

jerk

I had a baby.



Pay up, Janet. effin' deadbeat...

Asshole

My landlady painted my room. When she finished, i hurried in excited to catch that lovely fresh paint smell. Instead I found that she had used some cheapass paint that smelled like glue tinged with B.O. Nice. Now my room smells of "Eau de 20-Day-Hiking-Trip/Huffing-glue."

Go to hell Janet.

I'll Kill You Janet

I walked into a tight rope store and saw you smoochin' and canoodlin' with my man this morning, Janet. Fuck you, man. You know me and him tryin' to make a baby!

Bitch...that Janet...

jerkass

i was so hungover at work today that when a customer ordered a coke i brought them a salad.

I BLAMEST THOU, EVILEST OF JANETS!

no i didn't

i didn't order that dinette set from Sears.

dont fucking say i did!!!

FUCK OFF JANET.

that's gross

there is a hair in my Jumbo Jack Burger.

it looks extremely pubic.

janet you bitch.

whatever janet

i think i like blaming you more than thanking you.

and that makes you a whore!!

Horatio

He has no problem with you apparently.

Fuck that!

Dammit Janet!!!!

I have to go back to work. I also have a pineapple stuck to my neck.

Screw you Janet

i hate you janet

there's no mac and cheese left.

fuckin janet.

burn in hell janet

my toenail polish is chipping.

bastard!!

Fuck You Janet

Kristen has a mexican in her bed...

Its all your fault, Janet.