jerkass

i was so hungover at work today that when a customer ordered a coke i brought them a salad.

I BLAMEST THOU, EVILEST OF JANETS!

no i didn't

i didn't order that dinette set from Sears.

dont fucking say i did!!!

FUCK OFF JANET.

that's gross

there is a hair in my Jumbo Jack Burger.

it looks extremely pubic.

janet you bitch.

whatever janet

i think i like blaming you more than thanking you.

and that makes you a whore!!

Horatio

He has no problem with you apparently.

Fuck that!

Dammit Janet!!!!

I have to go back to work. I also have a pineapple stuck to my neck.

Screw you Janet

i hate you janet

there's no mac and cheese left.

fuckin janet.

burn in hell janet

my toenail polish is chipping.

bastard!!

Fuck You Janet

Kristen has a mexican in her bed...

Its all your fault, Janet.